tokingwitharafat:

a story from my dad the lawyer

when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business clothes”

the man showed up in a lavender suit, alligator shoes, and an old school fedora with a feather in it

the jury convicted him in ten minutes

(via supernatural-who-lock)



touchmykittykat:

shasta-brah:

chappaai-trekker:

gifak-net:

SHARK ATTACK

She saw Jesus

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

I would have shit my pants.

touchmykittykat:

shasta-brah:

chappaai-trekker:

gifak-net:

SHARK ATTACK

She saw Jesus

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

I would have shit my pants.

(via timelord-walker-in-asgard)


spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

(via aphfandoms)


me on my dash: i swear to god i've never seen this post before yet somehow i've liked it already


rhydonmyhardon:

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

image

(via nerd-in-the-tardis)


popmychieri:

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via aphfandoms)



the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

(via my-flourish-and-blotts)


back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via wholockedkelly)


tokidokiloki:

Coulson’s got competition.

Here’s the Original Comic, redrawn with permission.

Please do not repost or delete this caption.

(via wholockedkelly)


fuzzykitty01:


yokhakidfiasco:

thisistwig:

satanrain:

Me

whaaat

still worth reblogging

Fighting crime has never been so fabulous.

fuzzykitty01:

yokhakidfiasco:

thisistwig:

satanrain:

Me

whaaat

still worth reblogging

Fighting crime has never been so fabulous.

(via wholockedkelly)


lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

image

(via wholockedkelly)


sheep-girl:

teenage girls actually have to go through a lot of bullshit and the fact that it’s considered cool to make fun of them for being upset or emotional is kind of gross

(via wholockedkelly)